Archive for January, 2007

The Making of Sam Milby’s Hotdog…

"Minerva, what’s the latest in R&D?" asked the chairman.
The head of research and development, the lone woman in a roomful of men, pushed back her glasses and, in a prim, I’m-the-school-principal tone, spoke up without rising from her seat. "Research has confirmed that, after kids, the next biggest number of consumers of hotdogs," and here […]

Types of Farts II

Types of Farts I

Vain
You love the smell of your own farts. 
Amiable
You love the smell of other people’s farts.
Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy
You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Anti-Social
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. 

Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic
You […]

Im Fine!

There’s nothing wrong with me, I’m just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees. And when I talk, it’s with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, but I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in. All my teeth have had to come out, and my diet I […]

A Purpose Driven Life

This is an absolutely incredible short interview with Rick Warren , "Purpose Driven Life " author and pastor of Saddleback Church in California.In the interview by Paul Bradshaw with Rick Warren, Rick said:
People ask me, What is the purpose of life? And I respond: In a nutshell, life is preparation for eternity. We were made […]