Just for laughs
Katya Santos, on the controversial Viva Hot Babes VCD:
Eighteen year old ABOVE and PATAAS lang ang pwedeng makabili nitong VCD. (So kung 17 below and pababa, hindi pde?!)
Heart Evangelista, reading a letter request at Myx:
Dear Heart, I’d like to request the song blah blah… Of course, we will grant your request. You know, everything is possible… WITH GOD!
Kuya Germs: Salamat at pinaunlakan mo kami Juday. Dahil dyan, may ibibigay kami sa iyo courtesy of video city. Ito ay…aircon?! Aircon!
Juday: (luwal ang mga mata) Talaga?! Salamat po.
Kuya Germs: Ay…Con Air pala. Isang vhs tape ng Con Air.
Kris Aquino: i heard sa france based ang father mo ngayon?
Danilo Barrios: hindi po. sa paris.
Kris Aquino: so you’re a vegetarian?
Danilo Barrios: opo. kumakain din ako ng meat.
(Ngiek ngiek!!)
Vina Morales, announcing the winners of ASAP’s Clash Dance:
It’s a tie-breaker!
Host: What is your favorite feature?
Calendar Girl: My favorite feature is my graduation feature!
(Todo explain pa siya na kesyo maganda daw siya dun kasi naka-makeup siya…)
Vic: Contestant Number —, eto yung question mo: “What is your guiding principle in life?”
Contestant: Hmm.. guiding principle?
Vic: Oo, guiding principle, kumabaga motto, something na pinaniniwalaan mo.
Contestant: Hmm .. (halatang tensed na).. guiding principle.. my guiding principle is.. hmm.. ahh.. ahh..
Vic (grand finals kaya ayaw niya mamahiya): Para siyang motto.. like “Time is Go..” (sabay putol nung contestant)
Contestant: Ahh.. my guiding principle in life is “Time is Gold. Thank you!”
(eto, nung Bb. Pilipinas)
host: how did you develop your love for horseback riding?
contestant: when I first went to Tagaytay, I ride a horse and the horse thrilled me!
(hmmmm… bakit parang iba meaning?)
Host: “Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?”
Melanie Marquez: “Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung “Simple and Simplicity”.
(anyway, si melanie marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda)
boy: melanie, anung masasabi mo sa mga lumalabas na tsismis na hindi ka lang daw drug addict, drug pusher ka pa?
melanie: they are all liars! tingnan nyo nga ako, ang payat-payat ko, i am a model!
angela velez announcing the famas winner..
Angela: And the Famas goes to…
alecx bovic’s reaction sa mga di makapaniwala sa pagkabest actress nya..
alecx: di ko na po papansinin yung mga negatives puro positives na lang po..
Mr Pogi sa eat bulaga: tinanong yung guy kung anong gift nya sa girl na gusto nya, ang sagot nya ay ‘top toy’ (stuffed toy), tawa ng tawa si gladys kaya pinaulit yung sagot, ‘top toy’ pa rin ang sabi nung guy, as in parang wala syang clue na mali sya
Host: Your best friend is involved in a controversy right now. What do you want to tell him, to show your support?
Starlet: Pare, kaya mo ‘yan. At, pag kailangan mo ng tulong, anytime, alam mo naman, ‘andyan lang naman ako, I’ll just right by! (Wheee!)
Sharon asked Diane de la fuente: nung nag- secret wedding kayo alam ba ng parents mo?
Tinanong one time si Angelika Jones kung ano role nya sa isang sitcom na gagawin nya sa channel 2.. sabi nya medyo kikay daw sya d2 pero nde naman Over O-A.
letter sender: vj heart you are so charming and u are my favorite vj!
vj heart: also you are!
(what the hell?!! did she finish school?)
(eto sobrang tagal na to. sa martin late at night. guest si vina morales)
martin: vina, ganda naman ng damit mo. ritratto?
vina: sige, pa-picture tayo!