| Vain You love the smell of your own farts. |
Amiable You love the smell of other people’s farts. |
Proud You think your farts are exceptionally fine. |
| Shy You release silent farts and then blush. |
Impudent You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. |
Anti-Social When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. |
| Strategic You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing. |
Sadistic You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head. |
Intellectual You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed. |
| Athletic You fart at the slightest exertion. |
Miserable You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart. |
Sensitive You fart and then start crying. |
| Unfortunate You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead. |
Scientific You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution. |
Nervous You stop in the middle of your fart. |
| Honest You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. |
Dishonest You far and then blame the dog. |
Foolish You suppress your farts for hours. |
| Thrifty You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve |
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I Am
Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing
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