The man whispered, “God, speak to me.”
And a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear.
So the man yelled, “God, speak to me”.
And the thunder rolled across the sky. But, the man did not listen.
The man looked around and said, “God let me see you.”
And a star shined brightly. But the man did not see.
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.
“Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring home with me”
“Sure,” they replied, “we’d love to meet him.” “There’s something you should know the son continued, “he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live.”
“psst” sambit ko sa girlet ko, papunta cia nun sa gym nang lingunin nya ako, lumapit cia sa akin just to give her kiss, sobrang sweet kasi nun, kahit 2 hours lang na di kami nagkita she would olweiz say that she missed me so much at may dagdag pang ang gwapo
gwapo ko daw..hehe.
2 years na kami, pero kung umasta kami e parang 2 months pa lang, yun bang may kilig pa din sa tuwing nagkakasulyapan sa gym sa tuwing may laro ako… nag aaway din kami, pero bago matapos ang araw e ayos na. ganun tlga siguro ang true love, laging masaya, hindi masyadong nakikita ang mali, i’m olweiz lookin’ at her, the way she smile, the way she glance, the way she say “i miss you” sa loob ng dalawang taon na pinagsamahan namin, masasabi kong.. “siya na”..
ABC – Always Buy Condom.
DEF – Don’t Ever Fuck without it.
GHI – Goto Her Immediately!
JKLM – Ja KoL Muna.
NOPQRSTUVW – No Other Person Quite Right Shall Taunt You Very Well.
XYZ – Xee Your Zperm!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
“Is this yours?” he asked.
She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?” and the man agreed.