Based on the story by Loren Eisley…
Once a man was walking along a beach. The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day. Off in the distance he could see a person going back and forth between the surf’s edge and and the beach. Back and forth this person went. As the man approached […]
“ano? yan lang di mo pa kayang gawin at iuutos mo pa sa akin? “
“hello! gawin mo na iyan noh para naman huwag mong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip. Nakakatakot baka kinakalawang na pala utak mo dahil hindi nagagamit.”
“boss, makinig ka kaya sa akin!”
“puwede ba, busy ako? “
“make your own f–ing letters and presentations.”
Last week, when Pedro went to Manila with a couple of friends heading toward Punta Fuego, in Batangas, they decided to stop at a comfort station in a relatively new Gas station in Tagaytay.
Being a new gas station, this place would have a clean banyo and clean facility to take a good crap : […]
A woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I […]
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster.
They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race.
The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, […]