Last week, when Pedro went to Manila with a couple of friends heading toward Punta Fuego, in Batangas, they decided to stop at a comfort station in a relatively new Gas station in Tagaytay.
Being a new gas station, this place would have a clean banyo and clean facility to take a good crap : ) The first stall was occupied, so Pedro went into the second one.
Just when Pedro was seated and poised to emit a very “silent” fart, he heard a voice from the next toilet:
“Hi, how are you doing?”
Putek!!! Pedro thought in his mind. “I am certainly not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort rooms or any comfort room for that matter.”
Normally, he would keep as dead silent as possible in a situation like this so no one would think he was there. What was he’s going to do? run? keep quiet? so many questions in his mind.
Pedro really don’t know quite what possessed him, but anyway, he answered, a little embarrassed:
“OK LANG, pare!”
And the stranger said: “Whats up with you?”
Talk about this unnervingly dumb questions! WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
Pedro was really beginning to think this was just TOO WEIRD! So he said:
“WELL, JUST LIKE YOU I’M MAKING TAE”
Then, he heard the person, all upset, say, “Look, I’ll call you back, there’s some idiot in the next toilet answering all the questions I am asking you.”