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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authenic cowboy boots and now living in Texas thought it the perfect time to buy a pair. Seeing some on sale he purchases the boots and wears them home.

Walking proudly, he saunders into the kitchen and asks his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looks him over and replies, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert storms upstairs, undresses and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots and again asks a little louder, “Margaret, notice anything different NOW!! ?”

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, “Bert what’s the difference? It’s been hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down again tomorrow!!?”

Furious, Bert yells, “And do you know why it’s hanging down?”

“No”, Margaret replied.

“It’s hanging down because it’s looking at my new boots!!!”, Bert replies with much anger.

Without changing her expression or missing a beat, Margaret tells Bert, “Shoulda bought a hat!”