A young man thought of buying a gift for his girlfriend. After much deliberations, he finally decided to buy a pair of gloves. He was accompanied by his sister to the Department Store to make the purchase. He bought a pair of gloves for his girlfriend, while his sister bought a pair of panties for herself. While wrapping, the two packages got mixed up. The gloves went to his sister, while he sent the other package, the one with the panties, to his girlfriend. The letter with the package read as follows:
Dearest Sweetheart,
This is to remind you that I’m keeping tab of your birthday. I choose this gift to replace the one I tore the first time I was with you because from then on, you have not been in the habit of wearing any everytime we go out for an evening date.
If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the long ones. They are with buttons. However, she said that everyone is now wearing the short ones. They are of very delicate colors. The saleslady I bought it from showed a pair she has been wearing for the past three weeks and she said that they have not been soiled at all. She also said that they have not been washed for three months.
I wish I could put it on you myself but there’s no doubt that a gentleman’s hands will be able to touch them before I could even have the chance to see you wear them. Anyway, I hope you are thinking of me everytime you put them on.
To be sure I had the saleslady put them on for size and they looked very nice on her. I did not know your exact size but I thought that she would be more capable than anyone else because she looks just about your size. They will naturally be a little deep to wear and may sometimes have the tendency to smell, so sift a little talcum powder in it just to be sure.
I almost envy them as they cover a part of your body which I love to hold and squeeze. I am looking forward to the time when I will be able to kiss the back as well as the front of them. Be sure to wear them next Friday evening so that I will have the pleasure of removing them myself.
If they are small, send them to me, and I’ll stretch them by putting them on myself.
Love & Kisses,
Macho Man