80′s Kid sa ‘Pinas

Author: DarkBlak  //  Category: Brain Twister, Makabayan

You know you’re a kid of the 80′s in the Philippines when…

1.) You have scars on your knees and elbows
2.) You owned a bike
3.) You had a barkada around your neighborhood (all of you had bikes)
4.) You loved climbing on your house’s roof (and your neighbor’s roof as well)
5.) You went inside an abandoned house in your neighborhood just to it looks like inside
6.) You ate all the aratilis in your neighborhood
7.) You plucked all the Gumamelas in the area for soap bubbles
8.) Your parents forced you to take afternoon siestas with the threat that you will not be allowed to play outside.
9.) You are never found in your house in the afternoon. You are often found playing in the street with your neighborhood friends.
10.) You loved exploring vacant lots for hidden knick-knacks
11.) You just can’t resist jumping in a sand pile
12.) You know all the street games (Patintero, Agawan-base, Langit-lupa, etc.)
13.) You owned a family computer
14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer
15.) You’d rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play family computer

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Some Trivias

Author: DarkBlak  //  Category: Brain Twister

1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.

2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

3. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

4. 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

5. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830′s as a medicine.

10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

15. The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!

16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.

17. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

20. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. Read more…

Do the math

Author: DarkBlak  //  Category: Brain Twister, E-mail, Naugthy

Do this Math Exercise. It takes only 20 seconds. All you’ve to do is follow the instructions and never try to see the end before you finish this calculation.

LET’S START

1.Decide how many days a week you like to make Love.
2. Multiply it by 50.
3. Add 44 to the result.
4. After multiply it by 200
5. If your birthday is already passed add 107 otherwise add 106 to the result.
6. The Last Step……. Subtract your year of birth (ex. 1979, 1989) from the result.

After it has been subtracted, you should get a result with 5 figures.

The FIRST of the five figures gives you the number of times you’d like to make love for a week..

Wait… wait .. it’s not finished….

The Last 2 figures give your age..

The best part will come….soon

The 2nd and 3rd figures will give you “the position you prefer while making LOVE”

Funny, isn’t it?

A RIDDLE THAT’LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

Author: DarkBlak  //  Category: Brain Twister

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in “gry”. ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I’ve given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

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