May 3 hunters na nahuli ng mga cannibals sa gubat. Dinala sila sa harap ng tribal chief para siya ang pupugot ng ulo. Nagmakaawa yung mga hunters at naawa naman yung chief.
Chief: Sige hindi namin kayo papatayin, sa isang kondisyon. kailangan isa-isa kayong mangolekta ng 10 pirasong prutas. dalhin nyo iyon dito at saka ko […]
When a guy calls you he wants to be with you.
When a guy is quiet, He’s listening to you…
When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong.
When a guy says, “I’m fine, ” after a few minutes, he means it.
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders […]
When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long […]
A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy’s hands into a pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to […]
(Taken from The Philippine Star (a newspaper in the Philippines), written by Boo Chanco)
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompaniedby a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young man to ask […]