A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. ‘I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!’ ‘Okay,’ replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. ‘I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!’ And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, ‘I wish my friends were back here!’
Somewhere in Milaor, Camarines Sur, there lived a fourth grader boy who would follow this route to school everyday: He has to cross the rugged plains and cross the dangerous highway where vehicles are recklessly driving to and from.
Once past this highway, the boy would take a short cut, passing by the Church every morning just to say Hi to God, and faithfully say his, “Magandang umaga po” in Bicol dialect. He was faithfully being watched by a Priest who was happy to find innocence so uplifting in the morning, “Kamusta, Andoy? Papasok ka na?”
“Opo padre … “he would flash his innocent grin, the priest would be touched. He was so concerned that one day he talked to Andoy.
“From school…”, he advised “Do not cross the highway, you can pass through the Church and I can accompany you to the other side of the road…that way I can see that you are home safe….”
“Thank you father…”
“Why don’t you go home … why do you stay in this church right after school?”
Kiss on the stomach = “Im ready.”
Kiss on the forehead = “I hope we’re together forever.”
Kiss on the ear = “Your my everything.”
Kiss on the cheek = “We’re friends.”
Kiss on the hand = “I adore you.”
Kiss on the neck = “We belong together.”
Kiss on the shoulder = “I want you.”
Kiss on the lips = “I love you.”
Holding hands = “We definitely love each other”
Slap on the butt = “That’s mine”
Holding on tight = “I don’t want to let go”
Looking into each other’s eyes= “I sincerely love you”
Playing with hair= “Tell me you love me”
Arms around the waist= “I love you too much to let go”
Laughing while kissing= “I am completely comfortable with you”
YOU ARE THE… apple of my eye, mango of my pie, palaman of my tinapay, keso of my monay, teeth of my suklay, fingers on my kamay, blood in my atay, bubbles of my laway, sala of my bahay.
YOU ARE THE… seeds of my palay, clothes in my ukay-ukay, calcium in my kalansay, calamansi on my siomai, inay of my tatay, knot on my tie, toyo on my kuchay, vitamins in my gulay, airplane of my Cathay.
YOU ARE THE… stars of my sky, hammer of my panday, sand of my Boracay, sultan of my Brunei, highlands of my Tagaytay, mole on my Ate Guy, baba of my Ai-Ai, voice of my Inday Garutay.
YOU ARE THE… spinach of my Popeye, sizzle when I fry, wind when I paypay, tungkod when I’m pilay, feeling when I’m high, shoulder when I cry, wings when I fly, prize when I vie, cure to my “ARAY!”, answer to my “WHY?”, foundation of my tulay, truth behind the lie, the life after I die…
In short, you’re the center of my buhay.
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.”
The second guy said, “Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third man said: “Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.”