The Sin of Lying
Priest: Next Sunday, i will preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, i want you all to read John Chapter 17.
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Calories Burned During Sex
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent……………………………….12 Calories
Without her consent………………………2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands……………………………. 8 Calories
With one hand………………………………12 Calories
With your teeth……………………………485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………………………..6 Calories
Without an erection………………………3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………………………..12 Calories
69 lying down………………………………..78 Calories
69 standing up……………………………..812 Calories
Wheelbarrow……………………………….216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………………..326 Calories
Italian chandelier……………………..2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real………………………………………112 Calories
Fake……………………………………1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………………..18 Calories
Getting up immediately……………………..36 Calories
Explaining why you got […]
Before and After Marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE…
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don’t even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She […]
Open letter to all my friends & colleagues
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year…
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of […]
Di ta guae yong khee
Nag-aaral si Pedro sa La Salle. Ang dami nyang kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go, Chua, Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay Gilbert Go ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa, madalas siya ang taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang ama ni Gilbert. Sinamahan siya ni Pedo na […]