A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up […]
Host: To what thing do you compare your pen!s?
Gay 1: Sleeping pill! never wakes up!
Gay 2: Rat! scared of pussies!
Gay 3: Dinosaur!
Host: Huh? Why?
Gay 3: It no longer exists!
A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision: “You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They’ll finally go to heaven after years of waiting and you’ll take over […]
Martha lost her husband three weeks ago. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home and kept them on the end table.
The other day she picked up the urn and went out to the patio. She sat down at the patio table and poured him out on the table.
She sat there looking at the […]
Between the ages of 15-20,a Woman is like Africa - she is half discovered,half wild.
Between the ages of 20-30, a Woman is like America - fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30-35, a woman is like Japan & India - very hot, very wise & beautiful.
Between the ages of 35-40, a Woman is […]