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If I know what love is, it is because of you. – Herman Hesse

Melt me with the heat of your love. Mold me with the care of your touch. Varnish me with the tenderness of you kiss
so I can be the best thing in the universe.

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread. – Mother Teresa

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. – Franklin P. Jones

If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock. – John Hagee

I won’t ever trade the the day, when God introduced you to me, for in that day, i know my life started to be complete.

True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it. – La Rochefoucauld

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. – Benjamin Disraeli

How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love’s beginning. – Thomas Campbell

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. – Pablo Picasso

If you Love someone because you think he or she is gorgeous….
then it’s not love: It’s – “Infatuation” -

If you love someone because you think you should not leave him or her because other think you shouldnot….
then it’s not love: It’s – “Compromise” -

If you love someone beacuse you think you cannot live without his or her touch….
then it’s not love: It’s – “Lust” -

If you love someone because you have been kissed by him or her…
then it’s not love: It’s – “Inferiority Complex” -

If you love someone because you think if you leave it will hurt his or her feelings…
then it’s not love: It’s – “Charity” -

If you love someone because you share everything with him or her….
then it’s not love: It’s – “Friendship” -

But if you feel pain of the other person more than him or her even when he is stable and you cry for him or her…
that’s – “LOVE” -

If you are attracted to a person and stay with him or her for ever without any regrets…
that’s – “LOVE” -

If you let him go knowing that he or she has to go but he or she doen’t want to…
that’s – “LOVE”

A young man thought of buying a gift for his girlfriend. After much deliberations, he finally decided to buy a pair of gloves. He was accompanied by his sister to the Department Store to make the purchase. He bought a pair of gloves for his girlfriend, while his sister bought a pair of panties for herself. While wrapping, the two packages got mixed up. The gloves went to his sister, while he sent the other package, the one with the panties, to his girlfriend. The letter with the package read as follows:

Dearest Sweetheart,

This is to remind you that I’m keeping tab of your birthday. I choose this gift to replace the one I tore the first time I was with you because from then on, you have not been in the habit of wearing any everytime we go out for an evening date.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the long ones. They are with buttons. However, she said that everyone is now wearing the short ones. They are of very delicate colors. The saleslady I bought it from showed a pair she has been wearing for the past three weeks and she said that they have not been soiled at all. She also said that they have not been washed for three months.

I wish I could put it on you myself but there’s no doubt that a gentleman’s hands will be able to touch them before I could even have the chance to see you wear them. Anyway, I hope you are thinking of me everytime you put them on.

To be sure I had the saleslady put them on for size and they looked very nice on her. I did not know your exact size but I thought that she would be more capable than anyone else because she looks just about your size. They will naturally be a little deep to wear and may sometimes have the tendency to smell, so sift a little talcum powder in it just to be sure.

I almost envy them as they cover a part of your body which I love to hold and squeeze. I am looking forward to the time when I will be able to kiss the back as well as the front of them. Be sure to wear them next Friday evening so that I will have the pleasure of removing them myself.

If they are small, send them to me, and I’ll stretch them by putting them on myself.

Love & Kisses,

Macho Man

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unkowningly left her glasses on the table and didn’t realize it until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

To add insult to injury, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed, complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire drive back. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He didn’t let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!”

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy : Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day :

(A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.)

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.