1. You are a Bitch.
2. When asked ‘Is something bothering you?’ reply ‘no’ then get pissed off when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
5. […]
ORIGINAL QUOTE
if you love someone, set her free…
if she comes back, she’s yours.
if she doesn’t, it was never meant to be.
THE NEW VERSIONS…
Pessimist:
if you love someone, set her free…
if she ever comes back, she’s yours.
if she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?
Optimist:
if you love someone, set her […]
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. […]
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side […]