1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn […]
Doctors do it in order;
DJs do it by request;
Electricians do it with shock;
Dentists do it orally;
Boxers do it with a hard knockout;
Medreps do it with samples;
Cooks do it with awesome tastes;
Dancers do it gracefully;
Nurses do it by rounds;
Accountants do it without losing their balance;
Programmers do it with correct syntax;
Computer […]
ABC - Always Buy Condom.
DEF - Don’t Ever Fuck without it.
GHI - Goto Her Immediately!
JKLM - Ja KoL Muna.
NOPQRSTUVW - No Other Person Quite Right Shall Taunt You Very Well.
XYZ - Xee Your Zperm!
Nais kong ikuwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.
Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto […]
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan
QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman…..
(Applause!…. Applause!)
QUESTION […]