The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And […]
Martha lost her husband three weeks ago. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home and kept them on the end table.
The other day she picked up the urn and went out to the patio. She sat down at the patio table and poured him out on the table.
She sat there looking at the […]
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment […]
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn […]
Doctors do it in order;
DJs do it by request;
Electricians do it with shock;
Dentists do it orally;
Boxers do it with a hard knockout;
Medreps do it with samples;
Cooks do it with awesome tastes;
Dancers do it gracefully;
Nurses do it by rounds;
Accountants do it without losing their balance;
Programmers do it with correct syntax;
Computer […]