The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work
20. “That’s weird…”
19. “It’s never done that before.”
18. “It worked yesterday.”
17. “How is that possible?”
16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
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Thank You for Calling Heaven
Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3
Please […]
The New CISCO Manager
The HR Manager at CISCO was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An American,a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their […]
The Janitor, Microsoft, Tomatoes, E-mail
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can […]
God as Programmer
Important Theological Questions that are Answered If we Think of God as a Computer Programmer.
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables.
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A: God thought He eliminated evil in one of […]