19
Dec
Author: DarkBlak // Category:
Friendship,
Love,
Religious
Somewhere in Milaor, Camarines Sur, there lived a fourth grader boy who would follow this route to school everyday: He has to cross the rugged plains and cross the dangerous highway where vehicles are recklessly driving to and from.
Once past this highway, the boy would take a short cut, passing by the Church every morning just to say Hi to God, and faithfully say his, “Magandang umaga po” in Bicol dialect. He was faithfully being watched by a Priest who was happy to find innocence so uplifting in the morning, “Kamusta, Andoy? Papasok ka na?”
“Opo padre … “he would flash his innocent grin, the priest would be touched. He was so concerned that one day he talked to Andoy.
“From school…”, he advised “Do not cross the highway, you can pass through the Church and I can accompany you to the other side of the road…that way I can see that you are home safe….”
“Thank you father…”
“Why don’t you go home … why do you stay in this church right after school?”
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26
May
Author: DarkBlak // Category:
Friendship,
Love
Kiss on the stomach = “Im ready.”
Kiss on the forehead = “I hope we’re together forever.”
Kiss on the ear = “Your my everything.”
Kiss on the cheek = “We’re friends.”
Kiss on the hand = “I adore you.”
Kiss on the neck = “We belong together.”
Kiss on the shoulder = “I want you.”
Kiss on the lips = “I love you.”
Holding hands = “We definitely love each other”
Slap on the butt = “That’s mine”
Holding on tight = “I don’t want to let go”
Looking into each other’s eyes= “I sincerely love you”
Playing with hair= “Tell me you love me”
Arms around the waist= “I love you too much to let go”
Laughing while kissing= “I am completely comfortable with you”
22
May
Author: DarkBlak // Category:
Jokes,
Naugthy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10.. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
14
May
Author: DarkBlak // Category:
E-mail,
Love
When a guy calls you he wants to be with you.
When a guy is quiet, He’s listening to you…
When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong.
When a guy says, “I’m fine, ” after a few minutes, he means it.
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do?
When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest he has the world.
When a guy calls you everyday he is in love.
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you he means it.
When a guy says he can’t live without you he’s with you till your done.
When a guy says, “I miss you, ” he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
12
May
Author: DarkBlak // Category:
E-mail,
Love
When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, “I miss you, ” no one in this world can miss you more than that
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she’s scared she’ll get hurt and knows your gone forever